Panty Hampster

Ever wonder what word you could use to describe your afro clam? Feel ashamed when referring to your beef jacket? Not sure how to talk in public about your cha-cha? Want to tell someone politely that their droog smells? Or that their skirt is too short and their easy bake oven is on show? Maybe you just want to ask your friend while trying on clothes if your framazama is visible? Or perhaps you want to ask your man if he'd spend more time with giner? Or perhaps you just want to tell him to leave your hot box alone? Maybe you want to ask your girl how she likes her illnana touched? Or if you can taste her juice box? Possibly you want to tell her how tight her koo koo is? Just don't tell her that her lap flounder isn't tight enough! Though you can always suggest a shower if her munch box is funky. Would you like to compare her ninja slipper to a flower? Or ask your doctor how to strengthen your oonie muscles? Are you shopping online for a friend for your quinnie? Or going to the beautician to get your red snapper waxed? Or do you like to pluck your sword swallower yourself? Well, if ever you are confused about your tulip, or need a better word for your upside down taco, or someone else's veeg, never fear, help is here. Owners of a wookie and friends of those with a yoni will never be in doubt again. Rejoice! And while you're there, check out the other euphemism links from the adult humor link at the top of the page.