And Then?

Reproduced here without any sort of right or permission, the absolute funniest fucking thing from "Dude, Where's My Car?". I don't think it has the same power in written form, but trust me. It's fucking hilarious.

Yeah, hey you know what we should do now?

Eat?

No. Eat.

Choice excellent my friend. I'll get the keys.

Nelson, let me order

Chinese Foooood. May I help you?

Yeah. I'd like to place an order.

What would you like?

Yeah, I'd like three orders of garlic chicken.

And then?

And then three orders of white rice.

And then?

And then..., you guys want soup?

Sure.

Yeah, three orders of wanton soup.

And then?

Oh, ah, some fortune cookies too.

And then?

That's it. I think that's about it.

And then?

No. That's it.

And then?

No 'and then'. I..., I..., that's all I want.

And then?

And then, and then, and then I'm, then nothing else coz I'm done ordering. OK?

And then?

No. No. See, all I want is the three orders of the garlic chicken and the three orders of the white rice.

And then?

And the soup dude.

Oh, and the wanton soup.

And then?

And the cookies fortune.

And the fortuen cookies, yes. So it's just the, it's the, the chicken... the rice, the soup and the fortune cookies and that's it.

And then?

And then you can put it in a brown paper bag and come put it in my hand coz I'm ready to eat.

And then?

I refuse to play your chinese food mind games! No, No 'and then'!

And then?

No 'and then'!

And then?

No 'and then'!

And then?

No 'and then'!

And then?

No, no 'and then'!

And then?

You're really starting to piss me off lady!

And then?

And then I'm gonna come in there... and I'm gonna put my foot in your ass if you say 'and then' again!

And then? And then? And then? And then? And then?

And then?

Come on Nelson! Just help us find my car!