04 June 2005

We come for your daughter, Chuck

Name that quote. Prove to me your web sleuthing abilities.

I don't know why it is, but ever since college I have tried to convince a number of my girl friends that a job in the sex industry is really what they were after in life. This has taken the form of suggesting friends of mine become call girls, escorts, or dominatrixes. I suppose this isn't the usual sort of thing one girl suggests to her other girl friends, but it's perfectly in keeping not only with my character, but with my group of friends.

No one has ever actually taken me up on this suggestion. Though it's often bandied about. S and I have always joked about opening up an upscale porn/erotica/coffee store (seems like Coffee, Cake, and Kink beat us to it!). On IM with her right now, I am at this very moment suggesting to S that she look into becoming a pro-domme. Of course because I was explaining about my current strange situation with Mr.Noshow. Still, you have to admit. It's not a bad way to make a living. If you can pull it off. And S would be a good dominatrix. As she would make an excellent high priced escort.

Turn.... turn to the dark side my friends.... muahahahahahahahahaha


2 comments:

X said...

"Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!"

That sandworm gave me nightmares until I was about twelve.

---X

Kopaylopa said...

Very good X. For your reward? One sandworm headed your way! ;)