Getting Wet

I bet you thought this was going to be another dirty post. Haha, fooled you. It's not.

I am sitting in my flat waiting for the rain to let up so that I can go to work. Why? Because two days ago when it was raining like a motherfucker and I was out and about in it, I destroyed my umbrella.

I destroyed it so completely that I dropped it into the nearest trash receptacle I could find. Two days ago. Yesterday it was not a rainy day. I had time at lunch, I had time after work. I could have gone and bought a new umbrella. Did I? No, I did not.

Now it's raining again. Bucket-loads. And I, I am about to get wet.

Two and a half years in this country and I've clearly not learned my lesson. I suppose it serves me right.