13 February 2006
Bad Valentines Luck
So another Valentines Day is upon us and another Valentines Day that I am bereft of a Valentine. It's always been that way. February is just a bad time for me. I always seem to be just before something or just after. I suppose it's saved on cheesy Valentines crap over the years and helped to mold me into the bitter and sarcastic person I am today. Frankly, I don't really like the idea of a holiday that forces one to proclaim their love. They should do it every day and when not instructed to. That is far better than ponying up when you're told. So why is it, since I haven't had a V-Day card from anyone aside my family since we were forced to bring them in to grade school, did I get slap silly pleased by being named X's internet valentine? In honor of said event, and the first amusing image from Portugal, here's an advertisement that I don't think would make the UK or USA cut. I find her pinky finger just a bit too close for comfort..... but dude, I would SO hit that (but not the goo target, I'm afraid I just don't have that ability). Happy V-Day all, whatever your love-life status.
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Valentine's Day is overrated and my boyfriend and I aren't even celebrating it this year. At least that's what he told me and I hope he's not going to pull some cheesy surprise junk because I haven't bought him a single gift. I told him my gift to him would be a promise to not nag about cleaning for two months. Now there's a LOVELY gift!
Well, happy V-day kiddo, you will always be my valentine.
Ah yes, something about buns of steel and tats galore.
tlsd sent me an e-valentine and I literally squealed in delight like a schoolgirl.
Well, I came across your blog via the gentleman above. For what it's worth, Happy V Day! I'm sure getting a V day greeting from an old, portly Yank isn't what you were hoping for! ... lol
Melissa- My bet is he gets you something. Boys are sort of simple like that. The question is, what will you do?
kybruno1- Glad the image could distract you. Just imagine walking past it as an advertisement all the time larger than life. Yeah, go on...
yournamehere- I think you are trying to make me jealous.
Cincysundevil- I know I come across as immature but you are only four years older than me (and we all know men mature slower than girls *smirk*). And since I too am a Yank, that's also okay in my book. Especially when I checked your blog and saw your conservative hating ways. Thanks for stopping by and the V-Day wishes, and right back at you.
Soemtime a lonely Valentine isn't a bad option....
Bouquet of flowers £25
Bottle of champagne £45
Meal for two £70
Box of chocolates waiting on the bed £15
Unforgettable, wild, monkey sex on the floor. Priceless? You have to be kidding. Its £155. Add it up for yourself.
changingman- sort of reminds me of when i buy condems and think to myself, "Well, that's around £1 for sex." You know what? I'm completely willing to pay £1 for sex. ;)
-K
I'm not as easy as these guy's... I only give valentine wishes to special people
So I'll give you a smarting valentine slap instead... I'm sure you'll appreciate that more anyhow...
[... you up for a drink later? The George? as it wont have slushy couples in it...]
Todd... you squealed... really hahaha ... liked the email btw
;0p
tlsd- I find I prefer a flogger or a whip or a crop over a slap, thanks. I don't like the George, it's smokey. And really, I need to go home and study. Oh, and you and Todd can take your flirting ways back to your own blogs! Or I'll have to post more disgusting things to make up for it. :P
-K
K... so you know I was anonymous... damn you!
Todd... see you back at my place then.
;0)
I've just been tossed off this blog. Fine then.
tlsd- I think you just forgot to log in, that wasn't even trying to fool me!
Todd- if your only purpose in being here is to flirt with tlsd, there are better places to do it. That's not being tossed off.... ew, you made me say tossed off. Whatever. Come and go as you choose, but flirt on my blog with others and accept the consequences. Oh, and go to bed!
HEY what's all this...
I'm not speaking to either of you until you kiss and make up...
Hi Hotlips, will you be my Valentine. You are so horny. I want to fulfill all of your fantasties for you...
*growwwwwl*
anonymous- oh where to begin. My name is not 'Hotlips' nor do I resemble Major Margaret Houlihan or Loretta Swit for that matter. Since you choose to remain anonymous, I will not be your valentine, you could have scabies. I am so horny? How would you know? In fact, I am well versed in addressing my own fulfilment so no, normally I'm not that horny, but apparently you are. If you knew me you'd know addressing my fantasies does not involve calling me Hotlips or growling like a dog. Now down boy, before I whack you over the nose with a rolled up paper. And shoo. ;)
-K
K... chilli dog food anyone? anyone? *smirk*
... and lets not forget about the time you had BOHS... oh how I laughed... those where the good old days... *sigh*
tlsd- how rude not to include the pertinant links for people to understand your jokes. anyway they are hardly a secret having been described in my blog here and here.
K... It's not my job to link your blog... I 'aint your bitch.
Ah I could read this stuff all day. . .
K, I meant no offense. I think you're awesome.
tlsd- you are SO my bitch.
kybruno1- it does pass the time, doesn't it? Too bad most of the time passing was while I was 'at work'... oh wait, maybe that's not a bad thing after all....
Todd- glad you weren't really having a strop. Oh look, I sound all british and shit.
-K
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