Thank You, Universe

For being so succinct in showing me where I stand on the cosmic karmic scale. I mean, are you kidding me? For fucks sake. Oh no, just having a phobia isn't enough, we're going to play with it! Yippee!! I was supposed to fly on 9/11 you know. To England of all places. We flew out three weeks later instead. That was stressful. This? This is un-fucking-believable. Why me?