Underpants

The word is 'underpants', as in things that go UNDER, PANTS. 'Pants' being what is worn over, ie, on top, ie on the outside. I may live here... but I will not give in.. oh no.

Of course, I don't have quite as good an argument for aluminum foil. But that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

you have no idea how much porn I had to sift through to find this image....